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Windows Clipart (Steve Criddle)
- Clipart files for
you to use when creating forms for your Troubleshooters to fill in.
These files are in Windows Metafile format, so they can be resized without
them becoming blocky. Useful if you want a big Computer logo for
something...
(If you have trouble downloading these files, try holding down the SHIFT key while clicking the link - you should then be presented with a SAVE window).
computer1.wmf (2.7Kb) |
computer2.wmf (1Kb) |
Font
- A font with a very
"computery" look to it - ideal for mission alerts. This font comes
with Windows 95, although some users seem not to have it. These pages
make extensive use of it, so if you don't currently have it they'll look
different after you install it.
- OCR A Extended (48Kb)
Windows 95 Startup Screens (Steve Criddle/Kevin Sigmund)
- A couple
of animated startup screens for Windows 95. Place one of these files
in the root directory of your C: drive and you will forever more be reassured
that you are in safe hands whenever you start up your machine.
- (If you have trouble
downloading these files, try holding down the SHIFT key while clicking
the link - you should then be presented with a SAVE window).
(Steve Criddle) (129Kb) |
(Kevin Sigmund) (126Kb) |
Windows Program (Joab Stieglitz)
Joab has written a Paranoia Troubleshooter Generator program, which he offers as freeware. He assures me that it is virus free. (Certainly my virus checker didn't complain). It's written in Visual Basic 6.You will probably need VB6 runtime modules, if you don't already have them.
troubleshooter.exe (152Kb)
Forms
- Alpha Complex runs
on bureaucracy. The service groups love forms, and so does The
Computer. Some of the forms below are amusing, some are designed
to get your Troubleshooters into trouble, and some are purely to give the
players some idea of how bureaucratic the world of Paranoia is.
I have used PagePlus to create these forms. Following some experimentation, I have decided that the best way to distribute my forms is to create GIF files rather than distributing the PagePlus files themselves. This is partly due to the size of the files, but mainly due to compatibility. Virtually anybody with a printer can print GIF files.
Be warned, these GIFs are big (1123x1637) - but this gives good print quality. They were designed to go on a sheet of A4 paper with a 1cm border on all 4 sides.
If you're having trouble
printing these forms (I've had a few emails from people who have), and
you have a PC, try downloading Paintshop
Pro. This program can print the forms fullsize and I've had
no problems with it.
| Assigned Equipment Loss/Damage Report Form | English | Page 1 (64Kb) |
Portuguese  |
Page 1 (29Kb) | |
| Briefing Feedback Form | English | Page 1 (73Kb) |
| Portuguese |
Page 1 (38Kb) | |
| Experimental Equipment Performance Report Form | English | Page
1 (58Kb)
Page 2 (55Kb) |
| Portuguese |
Page
1 (26Kb)
Page 2 (24Kb) |
|
| Incidental Combat Damage Declaration Form | English | Page 1 (64Kb) |
| Mission Report Form | English | Page 1 (54Kb) |
| Portuguese |
Page 1 (24Kb) | |
| Pre-emptive Excuse/Alibi Declaration Form | English | Page 1 (73Kb) |
| Portuguese |
Page 1 (35Kb) | |
| German | Page 1 (83Kb) | |
| R&D Experimental Equipment Disclaimer Form | English | Page 1 (73Kb) |
| Receipt of Delivered Item Verification Form | English | Page 1 (96Kb) |
| Portuguese |
Page 1 (53Kb) | |
| Termination Request Form | English | Page 1 (87Kb) |
| Traitor Termination Report Form | English | Page 1 (50Kb) |
| Troubleshooter Mission Equipment Requisition Form (PLC) | English | Page 1 (51Kb) |
